| Sometimes I tell people that I'm emo and they're like "Haha yeah right"
They really don't believe me. |
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| There comes a time, not very often, where I get the sudden irrisistable urge to clean my room.
Now is that time.
But my mom says I have to do school first.....
So it's not gonna happen. |
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| So we ran out of tuna to feed Jim and I didn't know what else to give him. So I had to close the door in his face. And turn out the porch light.
And now I am sad. |
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| So last night we came home and there was a spider web blocking our driveway. It was attached to our truck, the ground and a hanging tree branch. And right in the middle sat a gigantic orange spider. It was really cool.
We have a cat that lives outside. He's very friendly.
He's actually a girl. But I still call him a he. And Jim.
DAVID?!?!?!
You don't know what David means. Because you didn't go to the corn maze. Jerks. |
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| Sunny: Why don't you get a real pizza?
Me: Why don't you shut up?
Sunny: Why don't you go die?
Me: Why don't you get your braces taken off?
Sunny: Why don't you get your overbite cured?
Sunny and I have intelligent conversations.
So it turns out that public speaking is my worst fear.
It's worse than piano recitals.
It's worse than bees.
And it's worse than big spiders in my room at night. |
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